Mr. Limpy Realistic Packer

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The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing- made from the a Real Feel Superskin™. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it or have a cock fight with friends, the uses for Mr. Limpy™ are limitless. Mr. Limpy™ is always the life of the party! You can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a "gag" gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Perfect for some classic photo ops with a buddy who's had one too many :) Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer, it's so soft and squeezable you won't want to stop touching it! Just don't expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is not a sex toy). Available in pink and mocha.